Tuesday, November 27, 2007

This is the True Story...

Last night, a realization hit me like a ton of bricks.

I'm too old to be on "The Real World".

What?! How did this happen? How did I miss my chance? I had 6 years to audition and get picked to live in a house with 6 strangers.

I had 6 years of eligibility to find out what happens when people stop being nice and start getting real.

Now, I'm too old. Not only that, but I've been too old for almost 3 years!! I'll never be able to realize the dream, which means I'll never get to be on "The Real World-Road Rules Challenge".

I've missed one of life's great opportunities. Guess I'll have to go "be real" at my own house with my own mortgage and my own full-time, lifelong roommate. Whom I love and am entirely happy with, even though he doesn't cuss at me or call me a racist or has sex with me in a confessional like my "Real World" roommates would. I mean, I'm missing out on some major things....but I guess cozy nights at home in front of "The Office" with him makes up for it all!

Do you think I could at least get on "The Hills"?

3 comments:

Elizabeth said...

We could totally head to LC's and Audrina's stomping gound and start making out with Justin-Bobby to get on TV. Although you would have to do the kissing and I would just be in the background pulling you away. He's kinda scuzzy and I that's not how I roll. Now one of their gym trainers, however ...

Pam said...

You're just now realizing this? They say the mind is the first thing to go... Man, you are old. :)

John said...

I can have a confessional built in 2 hours if need be!!!!!