Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Marriage Lessons and Background Checks

Marriage Lesson #367:

If you are arguing, put the Chi down. Walk away from the Chi.

I have a huge blister on my thumb to prove it.

By the way, John and I have been trying to comprehend a recent revelation about one of our closest friends. We found out Saturday that he was arrested, you can read about it here.

It's so hard to realize you've been friends with someone for 8 years, and two of those years they were living a lie...they were a criminal and you didn't even know it.

I mean, if you can't trust your friends to wear their seatbelts, or at the very least to pay the fine if they choose not to....then who can you trust anymore?

We are now conducting OSCN background checks on all of our friends, so that we're not fooled again.

Bad boys, bad boys....whatcha gonna do?

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