Overheard at a local Applebee's

"So, Jenna's a vegetarian now."

"Oh, really? What brought that on?"

"She likes cows."

"What?"

"She likes cows. That's what she said. She likes cows and doesn't think it's fair to eat them."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I like cows. Everyone likes cows, it doesn't mean we can't eat them."

"I'm just telling you what she said. She likes cows too much to eat them."

"Isn't it a sign of favor to eat them? I mean, we like them so much it's only natural to eat them. It's God's plan. He made cows to be eaten."

Amen, Sir. Amen.