John was very excited about his job as scary woods man for the 3rd-5th grade Haunted Hayride through church over the weekend. He had been planning it for a while, and even bought a new all-black wardrobe for the occasion.
As you can see...he also decided to buy a scary mask. He went to Party Warehouse with the nephews and found this mask. You can't tell from the picture, but it was attached to a black ballcap. As he's showing his sister, Robin, and I the mask here is the conversation that followed:
John: Do you like my mask? Think it's scary enough?
Robin: Ooooo...very scary. Wait a minute....what is that emblem on the ballcap?
We all move in closer to investigate...
Robin: John....is that the symbol of the antichrist?
John: What? No....I don't know. How would you even know that?
Robin: It is! It is the symbol of the antichrist! John, you're promoting Satan worshipping at the church children's fall festival!
John: No! No! I didn't know, I swear....man, I really liked the mask. Think I can just grab a Sharpie and color over the symbol?
This is why we don't send men shopping on their own for anything....
1 comment:
But where is the mask?
:-)
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